Naughty Whatsapp Status

Whatsapp Status

If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)

Poke me now if you've ever had a crush on me..

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Love is blind, and greed insatiable..

Wanna play Pearl Harbor? Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

You remind me of a Championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

Lets play Titanic, you'll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

Two word's guys hate DON'T and STOP, unless you put them together :)

A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast!

That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd becoming too!

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

When I die my gravestone is going to have a 'Like' button.

VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy.... It'S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy..

I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you till he shows up.

Poke me now if you've ever had a crush on me..

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..!

VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy.... It'S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy..

Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.

I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.

If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever. :)

I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life.. Dont Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That..!

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that ass!

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.


I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

I like my women like I like my toaster..two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.

Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)

Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it's half full. I'm just happy to have a glass!

People make the world go around but at some point don't you wish it were flat so all the idiots would 

keep walking and never come back?

A cat falls into the water and the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

You're like a prize winning fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.

I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.

Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside?

Nobody DIES Virgin. Coz in the End LIFE Fucks us all.

You Are in my Inappropriate Thoughts.

Great Minds F*CK each Other.

Can i borrow a KISS? I promise i give it back.

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's bang!

I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.

I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.

NAUGHTY. but in a nice way..

I'm easy. Are you?

Good Boy with very bad thoughts.

Naugthy by Nature. Wild By Choice.

A naughty thought is a terrible thing to wate.

KISS ME.. I am Magically Delicious.

I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.

I'll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the 
waking hours much more.

Im crazy but original you try to be me and you fail.. you cant process me with a normal brain... you 
need a high version!! status is loading...

Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love..!

Love is just love, it can never explained.

Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? like a coma.

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone who doesn't even think about us for a second.

Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

My name is (name) remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

Smile! It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)

I don't care if we talk about absolutely nothing, i just want to talk to you.

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the 
waking hours much more.

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

We know that romance brings out the beast in you.

I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't u + i = 3D 69?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Nice legs? what time do they open?

That Is True Love..!

F_CK... all i need is U..

Lets play Titanic, you'll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

Cleavage is like the Sun. You can look at it but you cannot stare – unless you are wearing sunglasses!

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

I'm easy. Are you?

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

Two word's guys hate DON'T and STOP, unless you put them together :)

Sometimes, the smallest decision can change your life forever.

Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love..!

Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.

Nothing feels better than a surprise text from that person you miss. :p ♥ :-) Someday somewhere somehow me and you will be together.