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Hot Status for Whatsapp

Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips.


Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I've been doing since 15.


Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful.


People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don't.


You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me. I'll train you. Make your appointment today.


The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :)


Why do I fall in love with people who are all ready taken or have feelings for someone else?


That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.


Boys think of girls just like books, if the cover doesn't catch their eye, they won't bother to read what's inside.


My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.


Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? :)


Love never dies.. only the lover changes.


I don't care if you think I'm crazy. Life is too short to be normal.


Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?


Your taste still lingers on my lips, like I've just placed them upon yours, and still I starve for you !


You are gorgeous all over, your body, your face, your smile, your personality, most importantly, your heart.


I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am i that hot?


Do you ever look at your friends and think 'why the hell aren't we comedians?'


A girl jogging in the park helps at least 5 boys to be fit and in shape.


How come wrong numbers are never busy?


Kisses spread germs and germs are hated, but anyhow you can kiss me baby I am vaccinated.


I cant taste my lips could you do it for me.So so so so Hot


Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.


I don't make mistakes, I just date them.


If kissing is the language of love, then we have a lot to talk about.


I'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours.


Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.


If Your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old will you be?


When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?


I know I'm crazy. Don't ruin my moment.


People say nothing's impossible, but I do nothing everyday.


Dance in slow motion.


Your Bed, My Bed.


Shake well before use.


You, me and exercise ;)


I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.


Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.


Shhhhhhhh everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop and Whatsapp.


I hate when ex's say.. I am here if you need me. like..? where were you? when we were together and I needed you?


You've engulfed my senses with the essence of you. I love your body. I love touching it, caressing it, licking it, and tasting it. I love the smell, the heat, and the texture of you.


When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss.. Oh I'm just so crazy about you.


Being in a relationship is a full-time job, don't apply if you're not ready to commit.


If there's one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.

Wanna go sleep Early ?
Wanna try my handcuffs?

I'm a loaded gun.

Can I GO DOWN?

I'll kiss you on the rain so you get twice as wet.


Your clothes are making me uncomfortable please take them off.


I would rather have taken one breath of your skin, one kiss from your lips, one touch of your hand, than spend eternity without you.


The way you stroke me, gets to me every single time. Your hands in my hair, your fingers gliding over my skin. You're way of feeling me all over. I feel you. I'm addicted...all in.


A lot of men and women would rather stay single because they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.


Hershey's make millions of delectable kisses each day. But it pales in comparison to the taste of you.


Baby, Are you Hungry ?


Lets play something Multi-player.


Hey time, Slow down. You're killing me.


Locked at 30 frames.

Turn on your hotspot!!
My data-plan is unlimited.
I like it rough.
Worked on Fine Leg.
Pull down to refresh.
Massage with happy ending.

The fragrance - Of your skin is sweeter to me than the perfumes of a million roses...


I love your lips when they're wet with wine and red with wicked desire.


I had a stressful day today, want to help me unwind? Anytime, anyplace. Are you game?


Kisses blown are kisses wasted, kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.


I have a problem. My problem is love and... My solution is you.


Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.


Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.


When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.


I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.


When my day begins, you're my inspiration. Seeing your face glow, is my nicest hello. And when you kiss and caress me, and make love to my mind. I can't get enough. I'm so glad that you're mine.


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