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Insult Status for Whatsapp


  1. Oh you are dating my ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich ... want those leftovers too?
  2. Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
  3. If you're going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
  4. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing..
  5. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of you.
  6. Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
  7. Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
  8. Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
  9. Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
  10. The First Human Who Hurled An Insult Instead Of A Stone Was The Founder Of Civilization.
  11. If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
  12. Insult Status for Whatsapp
  13. Insult Status for Whatsapp
  14. How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you.
  15. I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
  16. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head..
  17. I don't insult people. I just describe them.
  18. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
  19. Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date.
  20. Mix with people with a good attitude.
  21. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works..
  22. Do u practice being this ugly?
  23. If you are shameless, you would do as you wish..
  24. Why don't you understand me like my iPhone does??
  25. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
  26. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
  27. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
  28. Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
  29. I don't insult people. I just describe them.
  30. Are your parents siblings?
  31. Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date.
  32. Mix with people with a good attitude.
  33. How would you like to feel the way you look?
  34. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent..
  35. If you are shameless, you would do as you wish..
  36. Why don't you understand me like my iPhone does??
  37. Are your parents siblings?
  38. If you're going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
  39. I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it.
  40. 90% of the time I say 'BRB' it just means I don't want to talk to you anymore..
  41. Don't feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.
  42. Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey :)
  43. If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard
  44. I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you, you're just not laughing.
  45. If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
  46. I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
  47. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
  48. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
  49. Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
  50. Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.
  51. Girls like shoes more than CLOTHES, Because No Matter How Much They Weigh, it still fits.
  52. I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are at all.
  53. 90% of the time I say 'BRB' it just means I don't want to talk to you anymore..

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