Latest *UPDATED* Whatsapp status 2016

Best Whatsapp Status | Latest *UPDATED* Whatsapp status 2016

• Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar
• Being challenged in life is inevitable, Being defeated is optional.

• Choose a lazy person to do a difficult job… Because he will find an easy way to do it.
• Experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours.
• Girl are like moving car! Can change the road anytime whenever they find a better road.
• Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
• Silence is better than lies.
• Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.
• I’m not anti-social. I’m anti-idiot
• You can do anything, but not everything.
• I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
• I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
• I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
• I am only good at hiding my feelings
• To live a creative life, we must lose your fear of being wrong.
• I’m too lazy to stop being lazy
• Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it. Don’t need it.
• Aspire to inspire before you expire
• Live life to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS
• Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. 🙂
• The best is yet to come.
• Hold the vision. Trust the process.
• Don’t be so quick to judge me. You only see what I choose to show you.
• Don’t wait for opportunity. Create it.
• I will win! Not immediately. But Definitely
• A wise man can always be found alone
• Don’t take yourself too seriously. No one else does.
• I was born intelligent but education ruined me
• Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
• I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free.

• I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
• I know I’m “Awesome” So I don’t care about your “Opinion”
• I’m not perfect but I’m Loyal
• I don’t have Attitude problem. I have Attitude, the problem is yours.
• I am only good at hiding my feelings
• I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today
• I am responsible for my own happiness
• I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.

• It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it..!
• I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
• Down to earth but still above you all.
• Sorry I Can’t Be Perfect…:-)
• I like cars with edges and women with curves
• Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.
• Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
• A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
• Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
• Be smarter than your smartphone
• I am more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying
• I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
• You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.
• Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back

THINK – It’s not illegal yet

• I don’t need therapy, I need a hug

• When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt… competition 🙂

• I don’t trust words, I trust ACTIONS.

• The best way to predict your future is to create it.

• Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality.
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• I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.
• Marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops. LOL!
• Someone asked me, How is your life? I said she is good.
• I love to work for my dreams rather than someone elses.
• I m not special person but they just call me “LIMITED EDITION”. ( whatsapp status best )
• Every second I spend with you is like turning dreams true.
• Ability to take failures makes you successful.
• I never live like candle because, I can’t let people be bright while keeping myself in dark.Rather I would prefer to be Sun.