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I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card..

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.

The longer the title the less important the job.

Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.

You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.

I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.

A man is as young as the woman he feels.#Best Funny Status

Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

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Friction is a drag.

Looking at people’s mutual friends and saying “OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW THEM”

I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won.

Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.

Sometimes you just need some space............To fart.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it

I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something.

I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.

Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours. #Funny Statuses

Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3

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Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

Behind every great woman is a man looking at her ass!

She is so fake that she should have two facebook accounts; one for each face !!!

God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.

Someone on his status "Sleeping" ...since 3 Days! He's Probably dead. 

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P

Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P #Funniest

I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and i’m still at school.

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

Need Love...? .......No...I would prefer vodka..!!

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

I saw a shampoo with the title: "Rich-looking" So I washed my purse ..

With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.

All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

If you can't Change a Girlfriend.....Change the Girl.#Funny Facebook Status

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…

I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours

Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Funny Facebook Status in Hindi

Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log yuhi badnaam karte hai!!

aql badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.

ye sala pyar ho gya ki UPSC ka exam ho gya pass hi ho rha. #Funny Hindi Status

Fiqr kar uski jo teri fiqr kre, u to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard.

4 Botal vodak, kam mera roj ka.

tum kisi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mai Time lagega... :-P

Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai.# Facebook Status in Hindi

Sher mai hu mai tere..aake mujhe dhek to le.

per mai moch and slow internet connection aadmi ko kbhi aage badne nahi dete.

Hamne chor diya shoq-a-mohabat ka...varna tere shar ki khidkiyan to aaj bhi isare karti hai.

Yaaro Ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai, Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hilai Jati Hai.