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1. Poor alcohol, it gets blamed for everything.
2. I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
3. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
4. "ugh h I'm so full".."who wants dessert?".."MEEE!!!"
5. I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat... :D
6. Everything sucks .. .. .. .. .. except FOOD !!!! ¯\_(?)_/¯
7. Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
8. The only clubs I'm into are sandwiches.
9. If there is no chocolate in heaven.. I AM NOT GOING !
10. True beauty is within" for example opening your fridge.
11. Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag.
12. Eat like every day is Thanksgiving.
13. When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.
14. really doesn't get why people like brunch. What's the benefit of combining break-dancing and lunch?
15. I just stepped on a cornflakes. Now, I am officially a cereal killer.
16. I'm so excited for Valentines Day all the chocolate is gonna be on sale YAY.
17. Arizona 99 cent drinks are the shit. Period.
18. Men: Uses love to get sex. Women: Uses sex to get love. Me: Uses coupons to get pizza.
19. Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they're fighting over the world's last Oreo.
20. my hobbies include eating and complaining that i'm getting fat.
21. I'm the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.
22. Television + food, it just goes together.
23. You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that's kind of the same thing.
24. My diabetic friend died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him "sweet dreams."
25. Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down,pick up food,arm up,put food in mouth, switch arms :)
26. Accomplishing things before the microwave hits 00:00.
27. That moment when skinny people call themselves fat and your heavier than them.
28. I eat so much... I make fat kids look skinny!
29. If you drink enough fluids in the morning, you will feel happier, sharper, and more energetic throughout the day.
30. If you say you can't cook what your really saying is that you can't read and follow directions.
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33. I want a hot body but I also want hot wings.
34. If you open your fridge and find nothing to eat, lower your standards.
35. We've solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories.
36. Isn't it weird that after 30,000 years of eating bread, everyone is gluten allergic now?
37. Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah""Ok then i'm coming.
38. Food is my favorite. If I ever share it with you, then you're pretty damn special.
39. I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.
40. Dear food commercials, No one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people..
41. Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
42. I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. Story of every person's life.
43. You can't buy happiness.but you can buy ice cream,which is kinda the same thing (;
44. I'm trying to kick dairy and now I've got the milk shakes.
45. If I was supposed to share them, they wouldn't be called nachos.
46. You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.
47. Eating popcorn: 80% during trailers. 20% during the movie.
48. You don't really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them.
49. Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonald doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30.
50. If history has taught us anything, it's that reheated french fries are gross.
51. I need pumpkin flavored EVERYTHING.
52. Nothing says "I've already given up on this day" quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.
53. Mom, can we go to McDonald?" "there's food in the fridge." "That's not what I asked..
54. Eating an orange before working out not only keeps you hydrated but also keeps your muscles from getting sore.
55. all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money.
56. Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell!
57. Is there gonna be food? "Yeah" Ok then i'm coming.
58. LIKE if you can't tell the difference between coke & Pepsi.
59. I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat... :D
60. Hell hath no fury like me when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry.
61. I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand.
62. Eating popcorn: 80% during trailers. 20% during the movie.
63. That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says "I'm so fat." and you stand there like (-_-)
64. Dear Vegetarians, If you love animals so much, then why do you keep eating all their food?
65. You're at Starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I've never seen one before.
66. There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, "Don't eat me." Now there's an empty plate and a note, Don't tell me what to do.
67. Okay, can someone please invent the opposite of a microwave. I need my beer cold, now. And no, the freezer is not fast enough :)
68. Dear food commercials, No one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people..
69. I don't trust people that dislike tacos.
70. Mom, can we go to McDonald?" "there's food in the fridge." "That's not what I asked..
71. I disagree that hunger isn't an emotion. I feel it in my SOUL.
72. You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.
73. Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza.
74. Thinks chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.
75. The first sip of a hot beverage is always the scariest sip.
76. My dinner stomach is full, but my dessert stomach still has room.
77. The year is 2089. Toasters are made clear now and no one burns toast or bagels. Crime is at 0%.
78. When you're stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets.. Why? Because 'Stressed' spelled backwards is 'Desserts' :)
79. Stop complaining about being single on valentines day. We have bigger problems here, like why McDonald's doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30.
80. Hiding your favorite food from the rest of your family because you're a selfish bitch.
81. Dear Principles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.